worst songs ever

Sometimes a song is just objectively a blight on humanity because it’s laughably cobbled together from the hoariest paint-by-numbers rock cliches, or because it’s the dirtiest, oldest men on the radio trying to appeal to young people (or anyone), or because it has that lame talk-singing to disguise that the guy can’t sing, or because it’s so perfectly representative of a genre and format that was out of ideas, or just because the singer looks like Ozzy Osbourne if he did that thing in Timecop where you disastrously come into contact with yourself from another plane of existence but stopped halfway through to buy a horrible leather jacket, and as he too-loudly proclaims his big, racist list of beyond-imaginary sexual conquests, even the most ardent opponent of virgin-shaming (myself among them) has to conclude that there has been a lot of sex happening in the world and none of it has ever been happening within 500 yards of these awful men and their third-worst song in history.

Who is the guy who said ‘bridge over troubled water’ is the worst song ever? Simon and Garfunkel are awesome and that is one of my favorite all time songs.
Who is the guy who said ‘bridge over troubled water’ is the worst song ever? Simon and Garfunkel are awesome and that is one of my favorite all time songs.
Another Number One single to find its place on the worst song ever list.
While it may have seemed cool to quote Stop! – Hammertime! back in 1990, the phrase has been overused so much in all forms of media since then, that it has caused a backlash and brings U Can’t Touch This to #5 in the twenty worst songs ever chart.
Nevertheless, this tune released in 2000 by Martin, has received the inauspicious honor of being named as one of the 50 Worst Songs Ever by Blender magazine in both its original version and that of Hung.
Following the song’s massive chart success, it was derided as "saccharine" and was later named as the tenth worst song of all time by Blender magazine.

Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Bee Gees with Peter Frampton and others (1978) A glam rock and disco Beatles cover album, named "worst ever" by Maxim in April 2000 – a top 30 list which mostly contained pop albums from the 1970s to ’90s.[17][18] Thank You, Duran Duran (1995)  A cover album, named the worst record ever by Q magazine in March 2006.[19][20] In 2014, Brian Boyd of The Irish Times said that it is "accurately known as ‘the single worst album in the history of recorded music’."[21] White on Blonde, Texas (1997)  Voted the worst Scottish album ever made in a 2007 online poll of music fans.[22][23] Crazy Hits, Crazy Frog (2005) Ranked at number one in rateyourmusic’s bottom albums of all time list.[24] Playing with Fire, Kevin Federline (2006)  The only album recorded by the ex-husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, this album also holds the distinction of being the lowest-scoring album on Metacritic, with a score of just 15.[25] It was also a commercial failure, with second-week sales of only 1,500.[26] Chinese Democracy, Guns N’ Roses (2008) Rock music historian Stephen Davis named Chinese Democracy as "the worst album ever".[27] Heeb and Self-titled editor Arye Dworken wrote: "Chinese Democracy is the worst album I have heard in years, if not, in all my life of listening to music."[28] Wired magazine critic Scott Thill placed the album in an unranked list of the "5 Audio Atrocities to Throw Down a Sonic Black Hole", describing it as "terrible" and "one of the most overhyped, expensive and underperforming albums ever".[29] Scream, Chris Cornell (2009)  The third solo album from the Soundgarden frontman featured a drastic change of sound for the musician, going from his previous Rock sounds and instead featuring more Pop and Electronic sounds courtesy of Timbaland.
It ranked #1 in Jimmy Guterman and Owen O’Donnell’s list of the worst rock and roll albums in the 1991 book, The Worst Rock and Roll Records of All Time, duly noting the lack of rock and roll on the album.[10] The AllMusic review of the albums states: "Some have called Having Fun with Elvis on Stage thoroughly unlistenable, but actually it’s worse than that; hearing it is like witnessing an auto wreck that somehow plowed into a carnival freak show, leaving onlookers at once too horrified and too baffled to turn away."[11] Metal Machine Music, Lou Reed (1975)  Comprised entirely of guitar feedback loops, the record has been described by some critics as the "worst album of all time".[12] Roger Catlin of the Hartford Courant wrote in a 2000 article: "Twenty-five years after its release, Lou Reed’s notorious Metal Machine Music still holds its reputation: worst album ever."[13] In 2006, BBC disk jockey Mark Radcliffe named the LP as such.[14] It was ranked #2 in the 1991 book The Worst Rock ‘n’ Roll Records of All Time by Jimmy Guterman and Owen O’Donnell.[15] Two the Hard Way, Allman and Woman (1977) This was the only significant collaboration between the husband-and-wife team of Cher (who had recently divorced from Sonny Bono; Sonny and Cher had been a popular music and comedy act for nearly a decade before the divorce) and Gregg Allman, the surviving namesake of the recently broken-up Allman Brothers Band.

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Well, I think that I had to upload this CRAP with this title so everyone can see that "Friday" from Rebecca Black is a work of ART comparing it to this.
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This song is in the same category as “Hotel California,” which is that it’s terrible dad rock, belonging only in crappy car commercials or maybe used ironically at the end of a sitcom.
This song was bad when it first came out, sure, but it has since somehow become even more terrible, and could be considered the official soundtrack of terrible barbecue cookouts everywhere.

Wait – how is Fireflies the WORST POP SONG? It’s imaginative, beautiful and nostalgic… catchy, unique and a huge breath of fresh air for the time… That you could mention Soulja Boy and Owl City in the same breath is pretty appalling considering how much the dude cares for his craft.
Don’t Worry Be Happy is fluff, but it’s harmless fluff, and it’s prettier and more successful in its mission (causing people to not worry and, in fact, be happy) than any other song on this list (ex: I Gotta Feeling’s grammatical atrocity does not make me insist on feeling.
I undeerstand that from a non-musical point of view we could agree that the lyrics are dumb, but go learn some music and then come back and try to tell me that Bruno Mars as a musician and a singer is bad, and that “Don’t worry be happy” is a bad song.
For example, any list of this type that leaves our THE WORST #1 single of all time–Chuck Berry’s “My Dingaling”–is woefully incomplete.

"I write a column for the All Songs Blog called ‘The Good Listener.’ It’s an advice column and the question was ‘OK, What’s the worst song of all time? It’s ‘We Built This City,’ right?’ ‘We Built This City’ is kind of a tragically awful song.
But after Stephen wrote his Good Listener column examining Starship’s widely reviled hit single "We Built This City," we watched the comments pour in like an out-of-control fire hose, and got to talking about all the songs that drive us bonkers.
"Robert Siegel pointed this out to me many years ago when I was directing the show [All Things Considered], it was a story we did and the dead roll I chose was this song called ‘Aba Daba Honeymoon,’ ’cause I was trying to find some sort of cloying, annoying song.

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According to voter Mark Freeman, the song sounds like this: “You can tell my lips, or you can tell my hips, that you’re going to dump me if you can; But don’t tell my liver, it never would forgive her, it might blow up and circumcize this man!” Many voters feel a special Lifetime Bad Achievement Award should go to Mac Davis, who wrote “In the Ghetto,” “Watching Scotty Grow,” AND “Baby Don’t Get Hooked On Me,” which contains one of the worst lines in musical history: “You’re a hot-blooded woman-child; And it’s warm where you’re touching me.” That might be as bad as the part in “Careless Whisper” where George Michael sings: “I’m never gonna dance again; Guilty feet have got no rhythm.” Speaking of bad lyrics, many voters also cited Paul McCartney, who, ever since his body was taken over by a pod person, has been writing things like: “Someone’s knockin’ at the door; Somebody’s ringin’ the bell; (repeat); Do me a favor, open the door, and let him in.” There were strong votes for various tragedy songs, especially “Teen Angel” (“I’ll never kiss your lips again; They buried you today.”) and “Timothy,” a song about — really — three trapped miners, two of whom wind up EATING the third.

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What takes a song from bad to one of the worst songs of all time? Well, it takes all sorts of half-baked musical ideas, crimes of imaging over talent or reliance on quickly burned-out trends to land on our list.

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This song is about hope! It’s about not giving up! The young artist musters up the courage to look deep within her soul, and tell the young male “so here’s my number, so call me, maybe?”, with ever so delicate overtones of self-doubt and insecurity sprinkled in her language.
For those that are deaf or who have somehow mystically avoided this pop phenom (please, tell us your secret), “Call Me Maybe” is a catchy pop hit from recording “artist” Carly Rae Jepsen that has spread across the country faster than your chapter’s legendary chlamydia epidemic of ‘02.

I shit on Michael Jackson The second song by Wetlife, in which the band members express their hate and/or for MJ.
I shat on Michael Jackson The first song by Wetlife, in which the band members express their hate and/or love for MJ.
Bob Dole sings a song that Bob Dole sings – Bob Dole lyrics like, Bob dole likes to sing about what Bob Dole sings, or Bob Dole is getting tired of singing.
I Raped You When You Were Young the shockingly disturbing song about how the lead singer of The Killers likes to rape young boys.
Despite getting rave reviews from Music Magazine, Song was criticized by Influential Music Columnist for not meeting preconceived notions of quality generally held by potential music buyers.
You Never Close Your Thighs Any More When I Kiss Your Lips This Righteous Brothers (and Cousin) song has featured in so man films it has its own Worst 100 Movies featuring THAT song by the Righteous Brothers page.
I love myself and want to live forever An unreleased song by Kurt Cobain that was deemed "unacceptable" and did not "fit the image" that was sought by the record company.
63.5. I FRIGGIN KILL YOU Cyanide’s first hit song in 1991 always ending in disaster when they released actual cyanide at the end of the show, always killing almost everyone in the crowd.
I Wank Myself The Divinyls prove that it doesn’t matter what the song sounds like if the video features a chick with a huge rack talking about touching herself.
Track 2 Unknown Artist rocks out with a song that sounds different each time you play it.
Crank Dat – Soulja Boy  Crank what? If it takes less than four elements to make a song and something that dumbs the genre of hip-hop, then crank it out of your system.
Like Naked Magic (Getcha Head in the Game) Another subliminal song off of High School Musical.
Not So Nice Song Marilyn comes to his senses and eats four of the puppies while wiping his ass with pillows and pissing on clouds.
Hit Me Baby One More Time A song by Britney Spears.
Nice Song Marilyn ‘Ooh get him’ Manson’s unreleased epic about clouds, pillows and puppies.
The song, whilst keeping reputations clean (All except Paul Wheller’s that is), was a disaster and a charity was later set up for its victims.
Nevertheless, Song is played often on College Based Alternative Rock Radio Station, especially on Quirky Radio Host’s Weekly One-Hour Show.
Smoked it All (The Import Song)  Subliminal song off of High School Musical.
Vincent Another song about some guy who couldn’t paint, this time with one ear.
The Spicarena A song by two poorly groomed Spics, who met a woman named Macaroni and wrote a song about her to try to win her heart.
Hey Judas A song written by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber for their musical Jesus Christ Superstar.
I Wish I was a Woman  An interesting song by Shania Twain talking about her (his) up and coming sex change.
Rompe  Daddy Yankee’s song that we can’t understand, because some people are stupid.
Another Moany Song About The Fucking Rain Release by Scottish whinge-bags Travesty.
Schlong Song Sisqu’s "coming out" anthem.
Pictures of Matchstick Men and Crap Mo’ 12 bar blues from Status Quo in this long winded song about some guy who couldn’t paint.
Chocolate Rain  A song about racism by some 14 year old whose balls apparently had dropped at birth.
Basically, Hip Hop shouldn’t exist(yawn, some kid makes a dumb song and now an entire genre shouldn’t exist?).
Song Recorded by Band.

vathek’s recent FPP about a truly, truly awful song made me wonder: What are the worst songs ever recorded? What songs are legendary for their mediocrity? I’m familiar with "Friday" but that’s about where my expertise here ends.
It’s interesting that some of my favorite songs (and I’m using "favorite" in a non-ironic way) are listed here as candidate for the worst song ever.
Yeah, there’s a difference between songs-you-hate-despite-technical-popcraft and genuine earturds like "Once You Understand," I mean, I guess I understand the opprobrium for Red Sovine, but my daddy was a truck driver from Missouri, and those songs capture a cultural mood extremely well and if your song holds up to a Tom Waits cover version you’re OK in my book.
If we’re including Christmas music, then "The Christmas Shoes" is the worst song ever.
I just got an e-mail from Spotify to inform me that "The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns" (aka Matt Farley) has released Illinois IL Song Fun Yeah.
Teen death songs are the worst, i.e. "Tell Laura I Love Her."* "They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Ha!" will also make your ears bleed to listen to it.
If it were a movie, it would be something like Forces of Nature — too bland and inoffensive to be "so bad it’s good," like The Room, and nails-on-chalkboard torturous in a subtle enough way that people with horrible taste can mistake it for a good song.
A truly mediocre song has to have no redeeming qualities that make me want to listen a second time, but not be outright "turn it off, now!" bad.
Icona Pop – "I Love It" made a few Worst Songs lists in 2013.
The Newcomers’ "The Whole World is a Picture Show" is a middling smooth soul song, but it carries the central metaphor so weirdly far that it sort of hurts to listen to.
I read an interview with David Yow where he identified "Love the One You’re With" as his last favorite song and elaborated on why, and I concur.
Jerry Solomon’s "Through the Woods" is probably a song that would appeal really deeply to a small number of people.
Also, despite my love of Dolly Parton, I have to nominate Me And Little Andy in the "maudlin pap" category of Worst Songs.

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This lyrical infusion of cheese combined with the best mullet in music history helped to propel the country song to the musical rarity of crossover pop success.
Achy Breaky HeartHighest Billboard Position:#4 in 1992 One has to wonder if Billy Ray Cyrus had not added “achy breaky” to a little known song called “Don’t Tell My Heart” if it would have been such a hit.

What reject writes this crap!! Macarena was crap but is also a huge party song everyone knows and loves when having a few drinks, the chilli peppers are huge world wide! Black eyes peas have been loved for years and even separated are good artists (hello will.i.am is a legend) the magic rude song is amazing and I hope it stays at no.
What the hell? With all the absolute abominations plaguing the radio waves you think ‘Rude’ is the worst? That was the first song in years that I heard on the radio and then bought the band’s album in hopes of similar tracks.

Have you seen their hairstyles? Weird or you can say worst All the time party songs don’t work if we can call THEM A PARTY SONG.
I hate every single song above this, but it is easily the worst combination of sounds in human history.
This isn’t even real music and it’s really the worst song ever.
When I was three I used to jam to this song, but as I grew older I realized that there is a such thing as good music.
Why is this on the top 10? This song is now the worst song of the year and worst song I heard since Call Me Maybe.
the worst song of all time just for kids.
However, it’s impossible to consider "Baby" the worst song ever written when this… Thing exists.
People who genuinely believe this song is bad and don’t hate Justin altogether.
This song is a great one and those who say this is a bad song.. I can only say they have as much brain and taste as a 3 weeks old baby! This Song makes anyone feel good.
This song is AMAZING! The lyrics might not have a real great point, but it has a catchy tune and a great singer.
Chris beat her up so why is he saying this? There is also so much cussing in that song that makes my mom hate the song.
This solo has no structure, it’s just him going, "Look at me, I play fast! " All in all, this is the worst song ever by the worst artist ever, and it really fits in with the new Disney "image".
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I would say if I see another good song on this list, I’d scream, but Hotel California is right below this and I don’t waste my voice.
Why isn’t this higher? Annoying song, terrible lyrics, annoying video.
Why is this even on the bad song list? I guess it can be annoying to some people, but not to everyone.
I hate this song because Chris Brown ruined Birthday Cake by saying garbage.
This is the worst song I’ve ever heard.
I hope voting for hate gets this stupid song off the radio.
S&M is my least favorite song of Rihanna because the video of the song was banned in countries and also because of the horrible lyrics.
I just listen to this song, and I now have a new opinion on what the worst song ever was.
This song is horrible, plus who put Led Zeppelin in this list, they are the greatest band ever.
I’ve never heard this song and just by the title I could tell it is stupid.
This song makes Hannah Montana sound like a great singer.
Worst song, worst rapper, worst genre, worst musician.. Everything is worst.
I give credit to anyone who can actually listen the whole way through this song without either shooting themselves, ripping their ears off, or going insane.
At first all I saw was smells like teen spirit and if the nirvana song is anywhere on this list I will personally punch whoever put it there.
LOL what kind of a dumb song topic is this? was she friggin high when she wrote this? was she drunk? was she still in the mental hospital before she escaped? I don’t think anyone gives a flying rats crap ass she kissed a friggin girl.
Most annoying song in the world, why do people like this.
Oh my lord this song is bad and even worse because I heard it as a small child.
They think they are good at singing, it’s the best song ever, and expect me to sing along.
What this Is the only Miley Cyrus Song That is good and it was back when she wasn’t an ugly idiot and she was pretty in this song.
And yes, it’s probably the only song in the list that isn’t auto-tuned and actually has real voices and instruments (barring the synth).
Worst Group and Worst Song.
Why this song on this list? I love this song, and it made my day the best ever.
People talk about how great R5 is, but I was able to figure out what this song was about within 5 seconds.
This song is an absolute disgrace to music.
This song is pretty much one of the most cliche, generic, preppy teen pop party songs you will ever find.
When I first heard the beginning of this song, I thought it was a submarine or a whale.
This song is a crime against music.
Stupid immiture song does not deserve over 13300000 views on youtube.
God, I hate this song to DEATH! It pisses me off really badly when almost every single teenager I know likes/loves LMFAO.
Why is "Fireflies" on this list? It’s a whimsical song with beautiful melody.
It actually sounds like a smooth old 50’s jazz song and that’s cool to listen to.
(Luckily they glued me back together so I could warn the rest) The first reason this is the most repulsive song ever is the beat.
HOLY LORDY! Wow some one else was unlucky enough to her this, Don’t bother listening to this song… BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IT! Seriously it’s just a nursery song P.
Stupidest song ever! Literally makes What Does the Fox Say sound like pure awesome.
Birthday Cake is my second least favorite song of Rihanna, that became my least favorite because Chris Brown ruined the song.
This song makes Limp Bizkit’s pathetic attempts to blend rock and rap sound like a masterpiece.
This song is so bad that it actually made me realize that "Friday" by Rebecca Black is at least catchy and inoffensive.
This song is about meeting a girl at a coffee shop who is kind at heart in the morning but can party hard at night.
I hate this song with every fibre of my being.
This song shouldn’t be within a thousand feet from this list.
To tell the truth… This is actually a very good song.
This song has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, and I’m surprised that it’s so low on this list.
Seriously though, it’s it just so funny that him and his daughter both have a song on this same list.
It’s not even a pointless love song, it doesn’t have a meaning (not even just one that isn’t very cleverly hidden.
Hate about every song that she sings.
[Newest]Wait, seriously? This piece of utter garbage at 644? This shouldn’t even be number one, it should be so far beyond any other bad song.
Please realize people, this is not a legitimate song.
Aw, isn’t this cute? Now kids will be singing a song about blow jobs with Their friends and family everywhere they go.
The lyrics of this song are way messed up.
) I’m going to say most of my brain cells died at the first minute of the "song".
This defined a generation of 2000s kids and it’s a great song.
This song contains nothing what a good song should have.
I hate this song so much.
It just made it mug worse to add Future and Drake into this song.
This song is boring, repetitive, and just stupid.
This song is pretty good.
Congratulations on making a rap/rock song that actually managed to suck worse than most Nu Metal.
There is nothing good about this song AT ALL.
This is really the only Gwen Stefani song that doesn’t make me want to stab myself.
This is the most annoying pop song ever made.
Whenever I hear this song I want to tear my ears off.
It’s just a party song about dancing around trying to find a girlfriend.
This song is stupid.
This song is so stupid stupid stupid stupid eh eh.
(This line above made the entire song seem 80% better.
This song is so bad, a local country station in Texas, suffering from low funds, threatened to play it on their station every day, for 24 hours, until enough money was given to them.
I can never get over the fact that this song completely stole the bass line from Queen and David Bowie’s Under Pressure song.
My mom has both Under Pressure by Queen and this song on her they sound just the same.
If you dare to read the entire song, I’ll tell everyone you were a brave one.
She even cussed in that song, and the video is just gross and unnecessary and that what the song is itself.
It’s obvious that he used tons of autotune, and is lipsyncing throughout the whole song.
Hey! This reason this song is used so much on YouTube is because it’s really catchy.
Seriously, name one thing Soulja boy did after this song.
It’s making fun of girls who engage in the activities depicted in the song.
Its basically a comedy song now the video is hilarious.
This song is uninspired and annoying.
Yet another cheap, unoriginal, and unintelligent song from Beyonce.
Horribly written and pointless song.

My thoughts exactly! And Uncle Kracker’s ‘Follow Me’, to quote another of his songs, makes me smile, ‘The End’ can’t be considered without seeing Apocalypse Now, IMO, which Blender obviously hasn’t, ‘Superman’ is a great mellow song, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ is a great history lesson, ‘Mmmm’ (x4) is hilariously wonderful and ‘The Final Countdown’ serves its purpose perfectly.
WOW, are people at Blender that bad with their taste in music? Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da is one of the very best Beatles songs, The End is a masterpiece, and the Billy Joel, Genesis, Simon & Garfunkel, and Beach Boys songs DEFINITELY do not belong on here.
Are you people on dope? Yea, REM, The Beach Boys, The Doors, The Beatles et al are great bands with a long history of great music but songs like The End, Kokomo and Shiny Happy People are atrociously bad songs! My version of Hell is listening to Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm on an loop forever.

It’s the most atrocious thing I’ve heard in years, and most of us at the office are wondering why he didn’t try to save himself with autotune…then we realized his name was ‘That Raw’ and gave up on life.

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"(The) audience (for ‘Christmas Shoes’) is intended to actually like it and find it touching," says Rutherford, "However, in most people it provokes a divine rage, gasps of horror, and a brilliant rant by Patton Oswalt.
According to Jennifer Rutherford, a California collector of terrible holiday songs (she owns more than 600), bad Christmas tunes should be divided into two piles.
She says she thinks of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" as the start of the "good tacky" movement in holiday songs.
On the "good tacky" side, Rutherford likes parody and humor songs of the type you might hear on Dr.
The song’s narrator supplies the extra money so the boy’s mother can wear the shoes, "if Mama meets Jesus tonight." A book and a TV movie both based on the song came out in 2002.

As seen at Comedy Festivals across the galaxy and an International Finalist on NBC’s ‘Last Comic Standing’, Australian Comedian and Musical virtuoso Jackie Loeb explodes onto the Hollywood comedy scene with the US debut of her brand spanking new show JACKIE LOEB SINGS THE WORST SONGS EVER WRITTEN.
Come and laugh at the most cringe worthy musical extravaganza ever to be staged! Comedian Jackie Loeb puts her vocal chops and reputation on the line to perform some of histories most appalling and pathetic excuses for songs.

Listed here is the kind of stuff that sabotages ratings by making the more intelligent listeners turn to other stations, as just one John Cougar, Collective Soul, or Third Eye Blind song can ruin a whole hour of otherwise stimulating programming.
Is it 10%, 20%, or more? And how long does it take these listeners to come back? An hour, a day, a week, or even longer? There aren’t many deejays left who remember how grateful their listeners can feel when you play four or five great songs in a row without corporate deadbeats like Soul Asylum, The Gin Blossoms or The Verve Pipe thrown in.
Their only option might be to make sure every other song they play is from the all-time-great list, since these songs would act as anchors to help prevent the more-intelligent listeners from drifting away.

Today we continue with your place 06: Was it Ireland’s revenge for their bad placings in the new millennium? Probably! Because Dustin’s entry, “Irelande Douze Pointe”, is a mock entry, making fun of the Eurovision Song Contest, with lyrics such as “Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig”.The title of the song also mocks the contest, mimicking the famous phrase from Eurovision “douze points”.Dustin was present on stage in a trolley.

Maybe the joke’s on me here, but I don’t think most women want to sleep with a dude whose most famous song is based around the chorus “Cum girl, I’m tryna get yo’ pussy wet.” David Banner comes off as a Neanderthal at best, and a rapist at worst, and that feeling is only heightened by the creepy-ass music video.
Worst Lyric: That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/That’s not my name/ (Repeat times infinity).

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